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« on: February 23, 2010, 02:25:10 PM »

After being given community service for his petty crime a man was assigned to the old folks home in the evenings. His first night there was Movie Night so after helping everyone find their seats he stood in the back of the room to watch the movie and assist if necessary. A short time into the film a lady rolled over to him in her wheelchair and asked if he liked peanuts. "Sure" he said, as she reached out and handed him some peanuts. Shortly after finishing the peanuts a gentleman with a cane worked his way over to him and said "I hear you like peanuts." When he replied yes, he was again given a handful of peanuts. This scenario continued throughout the movie and by the end the man was quite full of peanuts.

After the movie the man asked the manager "Why do you give them peanuts when it seems they do not care for them?" The manager replied "Oh, they like them just fine, but mostly they just suck the chocolate off."
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« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2010, 06:13:16 PM »

OOOOOOh my God


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« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2010, 08:15:22 PM »

 roflmao wouldn't be suprised if there was some truth in that one  OMG!
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« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2010, 08:24:36 PM »

 puke Hammerhead oops! knifefork pepsi puke
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